Tag: Barack Obama

Feb 24

Without you, Cobb Stays Blue

Congratulations on your being elected as a delegate to the Cobb County Republican Convention at our recent Mass Precinct Meeting, February 11. This is an exciting time for the Cobb County GOP as we’ve elected a focused, business-oriented, determined President to lead our nation! It is imperative to keep that momentum and bring the message […]

Aug 09

To Russia, with love

In 1984, at the height of the Cold War, President Ronald Reagan’s re-election campaign ran an ad. The ad, simply called “The Bear,” hit at the heart of the difference between Republican and Democratic views on the Soviet threat. The ad was simple enough, footage of an American grizzly bear wandering through the woods while […]

Nov 06

You’re So Vain – Obama Edition

Thanks to Monica Matthews for recording the first stanza You walked up to the podium like you were walking up to your tee. A smirk strategically across your face, Right there for them all to see. You had both eyes on the prompter as you watched the press stirring. And all the reporters dreamed they’d […]

Aug 30

Hey, Hey, Hey…Obama Press Conference on the Blurred Line in Syria

Hello, I’m Barack Obama   [Intro] Kerry get up Hey, Hey,  Hey Hey, Hey,  Hey Hagel get up Hey, Hey,  Hey   [Verse 1] If you can’t hear what I’m trying to say If you can’t read from the front page Maybe they’re using gas, Maybe they’re going crazy, Maybe they crossed my Red line. […]

Mar 01

Sequester Diary…Day 1

First day of the Sequester. The sky is cloudy. Grey. Like the sun itself has been Sequestered. I listen…there is something odd. Then it hits me. No birds sing to greet the morning. I think, “They must have been Sequestered too.” I step out of my home and the cold, bitter air of the Sequester […]

Jan 08

A Trillion Dollar Idea

Obama is thinking about minting a $1 trillion platinum coin if the Congress does not raise the debt limit. Most precious metal coins have an intrinsic value much greater than their face value. For example, a one ounce gold coin would contain approximately $1,500 worth of gold bullion, but would only have a legal tender face value […]

Nov 20

A Visit from Karl Marx Claus

An original poem by Jason Shepherd Follow me on Twitter @JasonShepherd ————————————————————- T’was the night before the Winter Holiday And all through our domestic collective Everyone was being environmentally conscious, Following Al Gore’s directive. Not a stocking was hung by the chimney with care As it sends a pro-carbon message, something our collective wouldn’t dare. […]

Nov 08

E-Day + 2…Where Do we Go From Here?

After nearly two years of campaigning, the 2012 election is over. Most people I know would emphatically add “FINALLY!” It’s E-Day + 2, two days since President Barack Obama squeaked out a second term. For many in my circle of friends and my broader network of Republican activists, I am watching as they, like me, […]

Jan 28

MDJ: Cobb lawmakers, residents focus on jobs in address

by Brandon Wilson and Katy Ruth Camp, The Marietta Daily Journal 01.28.10 – 01:00 am COBB COUNTY – Georgia’s senators and U.S. representatives from Cobb, as well as residents throughout the county, agreed that the president needed to focus on jobs and the economy in his State of the Union address. Although President […]

Sep 08

How Czar Will he Go?

I know you are depressed about the recent departure from your administration of Van Jones, the Green Jobs Czar. I am quite sure that his untimely departure has left a hole in your Czarist system of unaccountable administrative officials. However, I know you will soon find a replacement and America will once again have someone […]